Lady Knoockerz Uncensored

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Stop it! No really stop, I can’t Breathe!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lady Abigail Knockerz – LK’s process is designed with the frontal lobe in mind. Oh don’t be daft, LK did just say the frontal lobe – the one in your brain, because that is the area of the brain that detects and understand humor.

The reason LK says this is because it appears more and more people lately have opted to have this section of their brains removed or frozen.   

It all starts with a concept, then a look at current events or personal experiences. Reality is often funnier than sitting in a dark corner of a closet making crap up.

To better understand humor one must stop looking at everything like a victim and how it can be interpreted as offensive. It might just be funny.

To be clear – LK doesn’t see color – unless it’s purple then she see that for sure. Ok, back to it. LK doesn’t see race, gender, sexual preferences, or height, weight – um well maybe cause the scale in her bathroom has yet to learn PC culture. In other words, LK makes fun of or jokes out of everything she sees and if you do something to warrant a discussion who and what you are mattes not. Was it funny. That’s all she cares about. Did these same people miss the psyche analysis that laughter is the best medicine. 

“The benefits of laughter. It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hope, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you release anger and forgive sooner.” helpguide.org on benefits of laughter for mental health

 So maybe we should stop looking for a reason to get angry and allow ourselves to find the humor in the stupid shite we all do, ourselves including. LK laughs at herself even when she’s alone – with a cup of tea. Usually because she finds herself wearing it. 

“The field of medicine has long recognized the importance of humor. In the 1300s, Henri de Mondeville, a professor of surgery, propagated post-operative therapy with humor. 

Norman Cousins, a journalist and a professor, also initiated this trend when he developed his own “treatment,” based on mood elevation through laughter. According to Cousins, ten minutes of laughter resulted in two hours of pain free sleep.” According to psychiactrictimes.com

We are proud to provide a good belly laugh along with images in your head that might make you think positive and funny thoughts. 

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